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'Don't Drink and Drive You Might Spill Your Beer' T-Shirt | Funny Cooling Tee for Craft Beer Lovers
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How to Measure

To find your perfect fit, measure yourself using a soft measuring tape. Keep the tape snug but not tight.

Size Chart

Size LENGTH(cm) WIDTH(cm) CHEST(cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 56.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.5
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
XXL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Fit Guide

Regular Fit: Comfortable fit with room to move

Slim Fit: Closer to the body for a tailored look

Relaxed Fit: Loose and comfortable for casual wear

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on low heat if needed.

DETAILS
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Presenting the most important safety tip you'll ever wear. It's all about priorities, right?

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a piece of brilliant, life-saving advice. Our "Don't Drink & Drive, You Might Spill Your Beer" tee is a hilarious tribute to common sense and the profound tragedy of a wasted pint. It’s the ultimate ice-breaker, guaranteed to get a laugh from everyone who knows what's truly at stake.

At Stylevik, we believe in making smart choices in both style and comfort. That’s why we’ve printed this piece of legendary bar-room wisdom on our all-new signature Cooling Tee. Crafted from an incredibly lightweight and breathable premium fabric, it's engineered to keep you feeling cool and collected all night long—so you can focus on protecting your precious cargo.

Why This is Your New Favorite Shirt:

Stay Cool Under Pressure: Our innovative Cooling Tee fabric is your secret weapon for a great night out, keeping you comfortable and fresh in a crowded bar or at a lively party.

A Hilarious & Clever Joke: Wear a guaranteed laugh. This classic, witty slogan is an instant hit that shows off your legendary sense of humor.

Vibrant, Celebratory Artwork: More than just a joke, the detailed, overflowing beer mug and festive flourishes make this a true, high-quality statement piece that looks amazing.

The Perfect Gag Gift: Stop searching. This is the ultimate, can't-miss gift for the beer lover in your life with a sharp wit. It’s a legendary choice for any occasion.

Life's too short for boring shirts and bad advice. It's time to wear something that shows off your brilliant sense of humor and keeps you comfortable. Show the world you've got your priorities straight.

Add this hilarious tee to your cart now and get ready to be the life of the party!

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
SHIPPING AND RETURNS

We use USA Post for most of our deliveries.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. You can expect your parcel within 3-10 business days from when it leaves our warehouse. 

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