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Let's be clear about what we want. This shirt leaves nothing to the imagination.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's the ultimate ice-breaker and a hilarious declaration of intent. Our "I Need A Huge COCKTAIL... Hold The Tail" tee is for the unapologetically fun, the life of the party, and anyone with a brilliantly naughty sense of humor. It’s designed to turn heads, get outrageous laughs, and make it very clear what kind of night you're planning.
At Stylevik, we believe in making bold statements in maximum comfort. That’s why we’ve printed this legendary piece of wit on our signature Warming Tee. Crafted from supremely soft, premium fabric, it’s so comfortable you'll feel amazing while you’re busy being the most talked-about person in the room.
Why This is Your New Favorite Shirt:
It's Hilariously Naughty: This clever, risqué double entendre is a guaranteed showstopper. Get ready for laughs, high-fives, and maybe even a few free drinks.
THE Ultimate Bachelorette Uniform: Stop searching. You've just found the most legendary t-shirt for the entire bridal party. This is how you make the bride's last bash unforgettable.
Unapologetically Bold Style: This is not a shirt for blending in. It's for standing out, being confident, and owning your fun, cheeky side from the moment you walk in.
Comfort for the Long Haul: Made with the superior softness of our Warming Tee, it’s designed to keep you comfortable from pre-gaming all the way to the after-party.
Why be subtle when you can be hilarious? Your next legendary night out requires a legendary uniform. This is your chance to be bold, be funny, and be the one everyone remembers.
Add this outrageously fun tee to your cart and get ready to order your next 'cocktail'!
$39.99
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's the ultimate ice-breaker and a hilarious declaration of intent. Our "I Need A Huge COCKTAIL... Hold The Tail" tee is for the unapologetically fun, the life of the party, and anyone with a brilliantly naughty sense of humor. It’s designed to turn heads, get outrageous laughs, and make it very clear what kind of night you're planning.
At Stylevik, we believe in making bold statements in maximum comfort. That’s why we’ve printed this legendary piece of wit on our signature Warming Tee. Crafted from supremely soft, premium fabric, it’s so comfortable you'll feel amazing while you’re busy being the most talked-about person in the room.
Why This is Your New Favorite Shirt:
It's Hilariously Naughty: This clever, risqué double entendre is a guaranteed showstopper. Get ready for laughs, high-fives, and maybe even a few free drinks.
THE Ultimate Bachelorette Uniform: Stop searching. You've just found the most legendary t-shirt for the entire bridal party. This is how you make the bride's last bash unforgettable.
Unapologetically Bold Style: This is not a shirt for blending in. It's for standing out, being confident, and owning your fun, cheeky side from the moment you walk in.
Comfort for the Long Haul: Made with the superior softness of our Warming Tee, it’s designed to keep you comfortable from pre-gaming all the way to the after-party.
Why be subtle when you can be hilarious? Your next legendary night out requires a legendary uniform. This is your chance to be bold, be funny, and be the one everyone remembers.
Add this outrageously fun tee to your cart and get ready to order your next 'cocktail'!
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
SHIPPING AND RETURNS
We use USA Post for most of our deliveries.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. You can expect your parcel within 3-10 business days from when it leaves our warehouse.
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