'I Need A Huge Cocktail Hold The Tail' Hoodie | Funny Naughty Bachelor

Size	LENGTH(cm)	WIDTH(cm)	CHEST(cm)
S	68.6	50.8	-
M	71.9	55.9	-
L	73.7	61	-
XL	78.7	76.2	-
XXL	78.7	71.1	-

Let's be clear about what we want. This hoodie leaves nothing to the imagination.

This isn't just a hoodie; it's the ultimate ice-breaker and a hilarious declaration of intent. Our "I Need A Huge COCKTAIL... Hold The Tail" hoodie is for the unapologetically fun, the life of the party, and anyone with a brilliantly naughty sense of humor. It’s designed to turn heads, get outrageous laughs, and make it very clear what kind of night you're planning.

At Stylevik, we believe in making bold statements in ultimate comfort. That’s why we’ve printed this legendary piece of wit on our signature Warming Hoodie. This isn't your average, thin hoodie. It’s crafted from an unbelievably plush, heavyweight fleece, engineered to wrap you in a cocoon of cozy warmth. It’s the perfect gear for a chilly bachelorette party, a late-night bar crawl, or just making a hilarious entrance.

Why This is Your New Favorite Hoodie:

Hilariously Naughty & Confident: This clever, risqué double entendre is a guaranteed showstopper. Get ready for laughs, high-fives, and maybe even a few free drinks.

THE Ultimate Bachelorette Uniform: Stop searching. You've just found the most legendary hoodie for the entire bridal party. This is how you make the bride's last bash unforgettable (and cozy).

Legendary Warmth & Comfort: Feel the difference instantly. Our Warming Hoodie is made with a thick, ultra-soft fleece lining that feels like a warm hug—perfect for a cold night out.

A Guaranteed Head-Turner: This isn't a hoodie for blending in. It's for standing out, being confident, and owning your fun, cheeky side from the moment you walk in.

Why be subtle when you can be hilarious and cozy? Your next legendary night out requires a legendary uniform.

Add this outrageously fun hoodie to your cart and get ready to order your next 'cocktail'!

Size guide

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	68.6	50.8
M	71.1	55.9
L	73.7	61
XL	76.2	66
2XL	78.7	71.1
3XL	81.3	76.2
4XL	83.8	81.3
5XL	86.4	86.4

We use USA Post for most of our deliveries.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. You can expect your parcel within 3-10 business days from when it leaves our warehouse.