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'If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring Tequila' T-Shirt | Funny Sassy Cooling Tee for Margarita Lovers
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How to Measure

To find your perfect fit, measure yourself using a soft measuring tape. Keep the tape snug but not tight.

Size Chart

Size LENGTH(cm) WIDTH(cm) CHEST(cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 56.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.5
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
XXL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Fit Guide

Regular Fit: Comfortable fit with room to move

Slim Fit: Closer to the body for a tailored look

Relaxed Fit: Loose and comfortable for casual wear

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on low heat if needed.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Got a case of the Mondays? Don't get salty. Get even.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's the ultimate life hack for a better mood. Our "If You're Gonna Be Salty, At Least Bring Some Tequila" tee is the perfect, witty comeback for any situation. It’s for the person who chooses fun over drama, good times over bad moods, and a perfectly prepared shot over petty grievances.

At Stylevik, we believe in staying cool in every sense of the word. That’s why we’ve printed this brilliantly sassy motto on our all-new signature Cooling Tee. Crafted from an incredibly lightweight and breathable premium fabric, it's engineered to keep you feeling literally cool and comfortable, helping you maintain your composure no matter how salty the world gets. It's the perfect blend of a sharp wit and cool comfort.

Why This is Your New Favorite Shirt:

Keep Your Cool, Literally: Our innovative Cooling Tee fabric is your secret weapon for any heated situation. Stay fresh and comfortable on a hot vacation day or during a lively debate with friends.

Serve a Hilarious Comeback: Let your shirt do the talking. This clever play on words is a guaranteed laugh and the perfect way to turn any salty situation into a reason to party.

Instant Vacation Mode: The vibrant, tropical design with its lush flowers and limes instantly puts you in a "good vibes only" state of mind.

The Perfect Gift for Your Sassy Friend: Know someone who speaks fluent sarcasm and loves tequila? You've just found their soulmate in t-shirt form. It’s an unbeatable gift.

Why waste energy on a bad mood? It's time to upgrade your response. Turn every salty moment into an opportunity for a good time.

Add this essential piece of attitude to your wardrobe and start turning salt into sunshine (and tequila)!

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
SHIPPING AND RETURNS

We use USA Post for most of our deliveries.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. You can expect your parcel within 3-10 business days from when it leaves our warehouse. 

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