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Subtlety is overrated. It's time to be very clear about what you want.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's the ultimate ice-breaker and a hilarious declaration of intent. Our "I Need A Huge COCKTAIL... Hold The Tail" tee is for the unapologetically fun, the life of the party, and anyone with a brilliantly naughty sense of humor. It’s designed to turn heads, get outrageous laughs, and set the tone for a legendary night.
At Stylevik, we believe in making bold statements while staying perfectly cool. That’s why we’ve printed this outrageous piece of wit on our all-new signature Cooling Tee. Crafted from an incredibly lightweight and breathable premium fabric, it’s engineered to keep you feeling cool and comfortable, even when the dance floor—or the conversation—heats up.
Why This is Your New Favorite Shirt:
Stay Cool When Things Get Hot: Our innovative Cooling Tee fabric is your secret weapon for a long night of fun, keeping you feeling fresh and comfortable in any crowded bar, club, or party.
A Hilariously Naughty Joke: This clever, risqué double entendre is a guaranteed showstopper. Get ready for laughs, high-fives, and a night you'll never forget.
THE Ultimate Bachelorette Uniform: Stop searching. You've just found the most legendary t-shirt for your entire bridal party. This is how you make the bride's last bash truly unforgettable.
Unapologetically Bold Style: This is not a shirt for blending in. It's for standing out, being confident, and owning your fun, cheeky side from the moment you walk in.
Why be shy when you can be hilarious? Your next legendary night out requires a legendary uniform. This is your chance to be bold, be funny, and be the one everyone is talking about.
Add this outrageously fun tee to your cart and get ready to order your next 'cocktail'!
$34.99
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's the ultimate ice-breaker and a hilarious declaration of intent. Our "I Need A Huge COCKTAIL... Hold The Tail" tee is for the unapologetically fun, the life of the party, and anyone with a brilliantly naughty sense of humor. It’s designed to turn heads, get outrageous laughs, and set the tone for a legendary night.
At Stylevik, we believe in making bold statements while staying perfectly cool. That’s why we’ve printed this outrageous piece of wit on our all-new signature Cooling Tee. Crafted from an incredibly lightweight and breathable premium fabric, it’s engineered to keep you feeling cool and comfortable, even when the dance floor—or the conversation—heats up.
Why This is Your New Favorite Shirt:
Stay Cool When Things Get Hot: Our innovative Cooling Tee fabric is your secret weapon for a long night of fun, keeping you feeling fresh and comfortable in any crowded bar, club, or party.
A Hilariously Naughty Joke: This clever, risqué double entendre is a guaranteed showstopper. Get ready for laughs, high-fives, and a night you'll never forget.
THE Ultimate Bachelorette Uniform: Stop searching. You've just found the most legendary t-shirt for your entire bridal party. This is how you make the bride's last bash truly unforgettable.
Unapologetically Bold Style: This is not a shirt for blending in. It's for standing out, being confident, and owning your fun, cheeky side from the moment you walk in.
Why be shy when you can be hilarious? Your next legendary night out requires a legendary uniform. This is your chance to be bold, be funny, and be the one everyone is talking about.
Add this outrageously fun tee to your cart and get ready to order your next 'cocktail'!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
SHIPPING AND RETURNS
We use USA Post for most of our deliveries.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. You can expect your parcel within 3-10 business days from when it leaves our warehouse.
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| Quality & Fabric |
Premium, temperature-smart fabric designed to last and keep its shape wash after wash.
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Unique lifestyle-inspired graphics — bold, expressive, and made for your vibe.
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| Fit & Finish |
Oversized streetwear fit — made to move, breathe, and feel effortless.
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| Trusted by Customers |
Loved by our global tribe for comfort, design, and that signature 'Stylevik vibe.'
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