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'Whiskey Because Adulting is Hard' Hoodie | Funny Sarcastic Cozy Warming Hoodie for Bourbon Lovers
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How to Measure

To find your perfect fit, measure yourself using a soft measuring tape. Keep the tape snug but not tight.

Size Chart

Size LENGTH(cm) WIDTH(cm) CHEST(cm)
S 68.6 50.8 -
M 71.9 55.9 -
L 73.7 61 -
XL 78.7 76.2 -
XXL 78.7 71.1 -

Fit Guide

Regular Fit: Comfortable fit with room to move

Slim Fit: Closer to the body for a tailored look

Relaxed Fit: Loose and comfortable for casual wear

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on low heat if needed.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Bills. Deadlines. Endless meetings. Some days, "adulting" feels like a scam. This is your official uniform for surviving it.

This isn't just a hoodie; it's a reward. It's a wearable sigh of relief and a hilarious statement of solidarity for every adult who knows the struggle is real. Our "Whiskey Because Adulting is Hard" hoodie is your new go-to for those evenings when the only solution comes in a glass.

At Stylevik, we believe your "off-duty" uniform should be a fortress of comfort. That’s why we’ve printed this legendary motto on our signature Warming Hoodie. This isn't your average hoodie. It’s crafted from an unbelievably plush, heavyweight fleece, engineered to wrap you in a cocoon of absolute comfort. It’s the next best thing to a warm hug after a brutally long Monday.

Why This is Your New Favorite Hoodie:

Legendary Warmth & Comfort: Feel the difference instantly. Our Warming Hoodie is made with a thick, ultra-soft fleece lining that feels like your favorite, most-loved blanket.

A Hilariously Relatable Statement: This is the perfect, witty slogan that gets an instant nod of understanding from every other adult in the room. You are not alone!

Your Official 'Off-Duty' Uniform: The second you put this on, you're officially off the clock. It's the perfect gear for a night on the couch, a casual weekend, or a well-deserved happy hour.

The Perfect Gift for a Fellow Adult: Stop searching. This is the ultimate gift for a coworker, friend, or family member who deserves a break, a good laugh, and a great drink.

You've survived another day of adulting. You've earned this. Treat yourself to the coziest, funniest hoodie you'll ever own.

Add this essential hoodie to your cart and get ready to unwind in ultimate comfort!

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
SHIPPING AND RETURNS

We use USA Post for most of our deliveries.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. You can expect your parcel within 3-10 business days from when it leaves our warehouse. 

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