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'I Don't Always Drink Whiskey' T-Shirt | Funny Raccoon Riding Alligator Meme Cooling Tee
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How to Measure

To find your perfect fit, measure yourself using a soft measuring tape. Keep the tape snug but not tight.

Size Chart

Size LENGTH(cm) WIDTH(cm) CHEST(cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 56.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.5
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
XXL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Fit Guide

Regular Fit: Comfortable fit with room to move

Slim Fit: Closer to the body for a tailored look

Relaxed Fit: Loose and comfortable for casual wear

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on low heat if needed.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Stay thirsty, my friends... and maybe a little bit weird.

This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a legend in the making. It's the answer to the question every great story starts with: "...and then what happened?" Our "I Don't Always Drink Whiskey" tee is a masterpiece of glorious chaos, perfectly capturing the wild side that comes out after a glass of the good stuff. It’s for the person whose life is anything but boring.

At Stylevik, we craft apparel for unforgettable moments. That’s why this epic scene is printed on our all-new signature Cooling Tee. Made from an incredibly lightweight and breathable premium fabric, it’s engineered to keep you feeling cool and comfortable, even when your night is escalating to "raccoon-riding-an-alligator" levels of legendary.

Why This is Your New Favorite Shirt:

An Absolutely Legendary Scene: The absurdly detailed graphic of a cowboy raccoon riding an alligator with a bottle of whiskey is a guaranteed showstopper. This isn't just a shirt; it's a piece of viral art.

Iconic Meme Humor: It perfectly captures the spirit of the classic "Most Interesting Man" meme with a wild, whiskey-fueled twist that is pure comedic genius.

Stay Cool in the Chaos: Our innovative Cooling Tee fabric keeps you feeling fresh and comfortable, so you can focus on your next legendary adventure without breaking a sweat.

The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Be prepared to answer one question all night long: "WHERE did you get that shirt?" It's the perfect ice-breaker for making new friends.

Life is too short for boring nights and boring shirts. It's time to embrace your inner legend. Answer the call of the wild, the weird, and the whiskey.

Add this masterpiece of chaos to your cart now and get ready to stay interesting.

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
SHIPPING AND RETURNS

We use USA Post for most of our deliveries.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. You can expect your parcel within 3-10 business days from when it leaves our warehouse. 

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